perfect wedding E X T R A C T * |
RACHEL …. It all makes sense now. JULIE What? RACHEL You've been out to ruin my marriage right from the start! JULIE Me? I've been trying to save your marriage! RACHEL You've a funny way of showing it! JULIE Well it's a pretty funny marriage. RACHEL How dare you! Who are you to judge my personal relationships? But now I know what it's all about. JULIE What? RACHEL Jealousy! JULIE Eh? RACHEL You want him for yourself! JULIE Who? What are you talking about? RACHEL You didn't spend the night with Tom at all, did you? JULIE Well, I er.... RACHEL You spent it with Bill! JULIE Did I? RACHEL The nerve of it! On the night before my wedding! JULIE I thought I spent it with Tom? RACHEL You mean you don't know who you spent it with? JULIE That's who I'm supposed to have spent it with. RACHEL So did you, or didn't you? JULIE No, I didn't. RACHEL There you are then! JULIE But just because I didn't spend it with Tom doesn't mean I spent it with Bill! RACHEL Tom says you did. JULIE Tom says I did? RACHEL Yes. JULIE When? RACHEL Just now. JULIE Just now? RACHEL Do stop repeating everything I say! JULIE What did he say exactly? RACHEL He said that all the time he was supposed to be in here with you, Judy, he was actually somewhere else altogether, and it was Bill who was in here with you, Judy! JULIE Ah - I get it now! RACHEL No, you got it last night. (ADVANCES
WITH THE TOILET BRUSH) And I'm going
to see you don't get it again! * |
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